C’mon faggot I know you’ve got more cash. I’m gonna lie here and keep stroking this until I bleed you dry, cos you can’t resist me, can you faggot?
Then when you have nothing left, I’m going off to fuck my bitch. You won’t even be touching this - but at least you can have a wank thinking about me fucking her!
This guy hates these moronic captions. FYI.
(Source: fuzzylightystuff)